Bermanian
Blessed Bottles Few in Eastern Europe have not heard of the Bermanian Blessed Bottling industry. With a glass blowing tradition going back to the first Bermanians to arrive in the Balkans, it is little wonder that Bermanian wines would become so popular. Of course the Royal Couple entertains frequently, leaving these rare empty Bermanian Blessed wine bottles available for you to fill with your own favorite wine or soft drink, captured grains of sand, or that bag of marbles you've been wondering what to do with. Two brands available: Ecce Ursos..................$9.50 Wild Ursines................$9.50 Both.........................$18.00 |
Bermanian Flag T-Shirt
Show your True Bear spirit
with a genuine Bermanian T-shirt. Depicts the Bermanian flag: a jovial bear
holding a honey pot, below him the Latin motto "UNUS VERUS URSUS" -- "One True
Bear." All the Noble Peasants are wearing them!
...................$22
Bermanian Flag Coffee Mug
endorsed by Queen Barbara!
Emerge from hibernation
each morning with a gulp of coffee from your own Bermanian coffee mug. Depicts
the Bermanian flag: a jovial bear holding a honey pot, below him the Latin motto
"UNUS VERUS URSUS" -- "One True Bear." Suitable for tea drinkers too.
.........................................................$9
Medieval style Hand Hammered
Coin
The first Bermanian coin
of the modern era was hand struck with hand engraved dies set into a tree stump!
Struck by none other than Archmoneyer Frederick King of the Belgians. Lead one
denar. Toned mint state. Actual size approx. 1"
.................................$5
Bermanian
Horse Cart Token
Who was Gretta? One of the
most respected and beloved horses in Bermania, that's who. Schmuel & Gretta
operated a horsecart for hire in the 1930s & 1940s. It was Gretta &
Schmuel who would meet Howard Hughes when he'd arrive on the Danube, and bring
him to meetings at Castle Bermansk.
Schmuel was a burly man with a large black beard. He would give a deep laugh
from the seat of his horse cart and say, "Schmuel's Horse cart at your
service. Need a hand up?" Gretta was a gentle chestnut mare.
These tokens were good for one fare "anywhere in the kingdom." Schmuel's
grandson, found a tightly sealed keg of them, shiny as the day they were made.
Almost the size of a US half dollar.
.................................$5
Authentic
Bermanian Flag
Let everyone know who you
really are by flying this authentic Bermanian flag before your home, at the
office, or in your dorm.
Desk size..................$9.50
Base for desk flag (sold separately) ...............$1.00
Larger flags custom made, price and dimensions on request.
Bermanian
Bumper Sticker
Perfect for your horsecart, above your desk, or even on one
of those automobiles. Share your Bermanian spirit with the world!
Comes in two varieties:
Visit Bermania, where humor is a national value.
(Available to friends of Bermania.)
&
I've been to Bermania, where humor is a national value.
(Available to Bermanian subjects, BeGONers, and any who have personally attended
Bermanian events.)
Bumper Sticker.........................$4.00
Baronetcy
A
dukedom or a countship cannot be bought in Bermania, nor any where else for
that matter. But every government needs to raise revenue and Bermanian Peasants
don't much care to be taxed. King James I of England and Scotland had a very
nice answer to this dilema. In 1611 he invented the title Baronet. Ranking lower
than a baron but higher than a knight, it was an hereditary title created specifically
for sale.
In keeping with this tradition,
the title of Baronet is the only Bermanian title which can be purchased. Conversely,
it is a title which can be granted in no other way and cannot be earned by service
or in battle. Recipients receive:
(Sorry, passports are not
available to honorary Bermanians.)
Application fee is $18 and is not refundable. Applications are subject to review
by His Majesty and members of the Privy Council. Successful candidates will
be informed by certified mail. Documents will be prepared upon receipt of the
actual title fee of $1,800. Because a baronetcy requires extensive research
and preparation by the Royal Cancellory and the College of Heralds, no baronet
can be created sooner than 60 days from the time his application has been approved.
Eleven percent of the gross proceeds (i.e. $198) on sales of baronetcies will
be donated to recognized charities of the King's choice. It must be clearly
understood that the Kingdom of Bermania itself however is not a charity.
TERMS: All items
available in limited quantities. Please allow three weeks for delivery. Prices
are quoted for US funds drawn on a US bank. Checks should be made out to Allen
G. Berman and sent to:
Allen G. Berman,
POB 605, Fairfield, CT 06824 USA.
Ask for quote in Bermanian funds if desired.
POSTAGE | 1st Item | Thereafter |
USA | $4 | $1 |
Canada (buyer's risk) |
$4 | $1 |
Canada (registered) |
$10 | $1 |
Bermania | 5 denari plumbi | Free |
Elsewhere | Ask | Ask |