There has never been a peace-time census of the population of Bermania. It is
not necessary from the standpoint of revenue as most of the Crown's income is
derived from excise taxes, duties, and seigniorage on money. On the occasional
instances of direct taxation, the taxes are donated by the nobles and the peasants
strictly anonymously in order to gain the greatest moral benefit (as advised
by Maimonides). Why then waste the labor recording how much each subject gives.
How much he gives is his business alone, and not the King's, who would in fact
be quite embarrassed if he knew.
Nevertheless the Bermanian Ministry of State has found it
expedient to record the population of Bermanian subjects-in-exile. This influential
group has been growing in number since Stalin's 1945 invasion forced many Bermanians
to flee their homes for the Mountainous Uplands and foreign lands. Most hold
dual citizenship and a large number hold foreign noble titles, granted by His
Majesty in his capacity as Orbis Terrae
Nostri Imperator, in accordance with the 1544 accord between the Holy Roman
and Ottoman Emperors.
The following is a census of Bermanians-in-exile as of November
2008.
Citizenship Number |
Name and Title and/or Office |
Documentation | Since |
0001 | Alanus I, King of Bermania, &c. | Succession | 1976 |
0002 | David, Grand Duke of New Jersey | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0003 | Angela, Queen of Naples and Two Sicilies | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0004 | Ittt I, Queen of Itt | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0005 | Patricia, Countess of Polonia | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0006 | Vitold, Grand Duke of Warsaw | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0007 | Procopius II, Queen of Egypt | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0008 | William I, King of Navarre | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0009 | Marko, Grand Duke of Kiev | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0010 | Salard I, King of Zambia | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0011 | David I, King of Antarctica | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0012 | David, Bishop of Cracow | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0013 | Caroline, Princess of Russia | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0014 | Linda, Countess of Ulster | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0015 | Helen, Princess of Wales | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0016 | David, Khan of the Crimea | Proclaimation | 1976 |
0017 | Glenn of Lago Maggiore, Il Duce, Jr. | Edict | 1977 |
0018 | Sir Anthony of the Loud Smile, KKB | Proclaimation | 1978 |
0019 | Robert, Count of Litchfield | Proclaimation | 1979 |
0020 | Michelle, Countess of Westchester | Proclaimation | 1979 |
0021 | Dame Catherine of the Together Act, KKB, Prime Minister | Proclaimation | 1979 |
0022 | Susan, Marquise of Bratislava | Proclaimation | 1979 |
0023 | Robert, Noble Peasant | Rebirthday card | 1980 |
0024 | Mary Alice, Noble Peasant | Rebirthday card | 1980 |
0025 | Patricia, Noble Peasant | Rebirthday card | 1980 |
0026 | Kate, Noble Peasant | Rebirthday card | 1980 |
0027 | Madaline Thirise de la Croix et Mon Coeur, Noble Peasant | Rebirthday card | 1980 |
0028 | Tania of the House of Shipov | Rebirthday card | 1980 |
0029 | Samuel, Duke of Norfolk, Count of Calais and Tripoli | Proclaimation | 1980 |
0030 | Sir Joseph of the Impatient Spirit, Grand Master of the Knights of the New World, Minister of Darkness, Privy Councellor for War | Proclaimation | 1980 |
0031 | DeAnne, Empress of Persia, Queen of Armenia and Mechinka, Apostolic Queen of Hungary | Proclaimation | 1989 |
0032 | Alexander of Montrose, Noble Peasant, BeGON | Correspondance | 1990 |
0033 | Christine, Royal Princess of Mechinka | Proclaimation | 1991 |
0034 | Charles, Lord High Admiral of Bermania | Edict | 1992 |
0035 | Frederick I, King of the Belgians, Arch-moneyer of Bermania, Privy Councellor, Grand Master of the Sovereign Order of the Knights of Christmas | Edict and Proclaimation | 1992 |
0036 | Michael of Fairfield, Noble Peasant | Naturalization | 1994 |
H037 | Stephen I, Emperor of Mars | Grant of Arms | 1993 |
H038 | Neil I, Emperor of Venus | Grant of Arms | 1993 |
0039 | Theodore, Graf von Talladega | Proclaimation | 1994 |
0040 | Sir Mokole M'Bembe III, Minister of Tourism and Cordiality | Correspondance | 1996 |
0041 | Sir Mark of the Joyful Countenance, KNW | Proclaimation | 1996 |
0042 | Louise Peregryne, Countess of Siena | Proclaimation | 1998 |
0043 | Paul, Duke of North California, Protector of the Bay | Proclaimation | 1998 |
0044 | Barbara, Queen of Bermania, Countess of Ulster-in-America, &c. | Proclaimation | 1998 |
0045 | Darren of Suprina, Royal Food Taster | Correspondance | 1998 |
0046 | David, Royal Court Chaplain | Edict | 1998 |
0047 | Geoffrey, Herald of Bermania | Edict | 1998 |
0048 | Tracy, Lady-in-Waiting of Ulster-in-America | Official Greeting | 1998 |
0049 | Louis II, King Emeritus of Bermania | N.Y.Times | 1956 |
0050 | Janet, Queen Mother of Bermania | Official Greeting | 1998 |
0051 | Barry, Prince Consort of Itt | Official Greeting | 1998 |
0052 | Michael, Prince of Itt | Program | 1998 |
0053 | Sarah, Princess of Itt | Program | 1998 |
0054 | Donald, Lord of Man | Official Greeting | 1998 |
0055 | Alexa, Lady of Man | Official Greeting | 1998 |
0056 | Robert, Baron of Greenfield | Proclaimation | 1999 |
0057 | Angus Knox, Not Noble Peasant | Naturalization | 1999 |
0058 | Joseph, Phoenix of the Island, Order of the Apron | Edict | 2000 |
0059 | Lord Charles Furnace of the Treehouse | Proclaimation | 2000 |
0060 | Lady Catherine Flameweaver of the Treehouse | Proclaimation | 2000 |
0061 | Phyllis, Baroness of Greenfield | Proclaimation | 2000 |
0062 | Craig of the Island Long and the Bear White, Lord of Four Pines | Service | 1998 |
0063 | Brother Ambrose of The Abbey Scriptorium | Naturalization | 2001 |
0064 | Meaghan Faun Suprina, Esquire | Edict | 2001 |
0065 | Sir Perry of the Bombastic Utterance, KNW | Proclamation | 2001 |
0066 | Lady Ashni Windrider, Chaoärch of Allegory | Proclamation | 2001 |
0067 | Sarah Nameseeker, Baroness of Northampton, K.K.B. | Proclamation | 2001 |
0068 | Hon. Jamie Suprina, Royal Food Taster | Edict | 2001 |
0069 | Lord Brian Gil-O-Man, of the Foxes Most Black, All Named Jack | Proclamation | 2003 |
0070 | Robert, Viscount of Ventadour, KKB | Naturalization | 2003 |
0071 | Aemilia, Viscountess of Southfork | Naturalization | 2003 |
0072 | Patrick, Baron of Brushwood | Proclamation | 2003 |
0073 | Camden, Duchess of New Hampshire | Proclaimation | 2004 |
0074 | David Myriad | Naturalization | 2004 |
0075 |
Diann, Baroness of Middlefield,
Royal Webmistress |
Naturalization | 2004 |
0076 | John W. Kemp III, Grand Minister & Plenipotentiary of the Cotton Republic | Edict | 2005 |
0077 | Paul I, Emperor of Austria and Baron of Fairfield | Proclaimation | 2006 |
0078 | Terrence, Archduke of Shamrock | Proclaimation | 2006 |
0079 | Jaison Suprina | Naturalization | 2006 |
0080 | Eric I, Grand Count of New Amsterdam | Proclaimation | 2006 |
0081 | Heather Yukon, High Warden of Yosemite Imperial Forest | Edict | 2006 |
0082 | Dr. Jean Kelley | Naturalization | 2007 |
0083 | Sir. Robert of the Strong Tower, Knight-errant | Proclaimation | 2007 |
0084 | Bloodsong, Queen of Mercia | Proclaimation | 2008 |
0085 | Prince Kevin of Mercia | Naturalization | 2008 |
0086 | Alexander, Page of Bermania | Edict | 2008 |
0087 | David, Procurator of Nyack | Edict | 2008 |
0088 | Michelle, Lady of the Lemurs Most Wise | Correspondence | 1998 |
0089 | Prince Robert of Bermania | Birth | 2008 |
0090 | Hon. John Burns, Royal Executioner and Lord High Character Assassin | Edict | 2009 |
0091 | Kevin, Lord of the Refuge of St. Giles, Ambassador to the Holy See | Proclamation | 2010 |
0092 | Michelle, Lady of the Lemurs Most Wise | Proclamation | 2010 |
0093 | Douglas Nelson | Profession | 2010 |
0094 | Angelica Nelson | Profession | 2010 |
0095 | John, King of Arles and Patrician of Marseilles | Proclamation | 2011 |
0096 | Prince Marcus of Mercia | Recognition | 2011 |
0097 | Princess Rebecca of Mercia | Recognition | 2011 |
0098 | Michael, Duke of Missouri | Proclamation | 2012 |
0099 | Kenneth, Judge of the General Court of Currencies | Edict | 2012 |
0100 | Oded Paz | Naturalization | 2010 |
0101 | Ursula, Burgravine of Munich | Proclamation | 2015 |
0102 | Nicholas Percival, Luminary | Royal Academy | 2015 |
0103 | Joseph, Keeper of the Royal Peahen | Edict | 2015 |
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